Not Made For These Times

For the past couple of weeks my cell phone has been presenting me with a blue screen so I can't look up anything. The phone still works all right, but unless I know the number to punch in I'm hosed. It started out going blue for short periods at a time. Rebooting the phone always fixed the problem. That was until this past Thursday when it went blue and nothing I did would help. So today I went to the phone store and looked at upgrading. The salesperson showed me the new droid phone. As she was explaining all the things you could do with this marvel of technology to make your life easier, I suddenly had an epiphany. "I was not made for these times." I suddenly saw myself walking with my head down tapping relentlessly on a digital keyboard looking for the right "app" that would make my life oh so much easier. Easier?....Really? ...I wonder if they have any models with a rotary dial. ....They do!!!